Beastly: 16 “The Simpsons” Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

1. 1. Would you rather...
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      Be shot in the stomach with a cannonball
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      OR open an explosive can of Duff beer?

2. Would you rather...

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      Live with the Spukler family
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      OR Live with Patty and Selma?

3. Would you rather...

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      Have to wear a Muumuu for one entire week each year
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      OR always have to wear the exact same outfit everyday?

4. Would you rather...

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      Spend a romantic evening with Hans Moleman
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      OR make out with the Crazy Cat Lady?

5. Would you rather...

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      Only be able to have dreams about Ned Flanders in his ski suit
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      OR be forced to smile 24/7

6. Would you rather...

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      Have hair like Homer Simpson
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      OR have a smile like Mr. Burns?

7. Would you rather...

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      Be forced to drink the water at Duff Gardens
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      OR be forced to drink rat’s milk?

8. Would you rather...

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      Live permanently in the attic with Hugo
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      OR live permanently in Lisa Simpson’s mini tooth society?

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      Have a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg
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      OR permanently have to wear braces like Lisa’s?

10. Would you rather...

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      Be forced to eat your beloved pet
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      OR have Mr. Burns’ head sewn onto your body?

11. Would you rather...

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      Wrestle a greased up Scotsman
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      OR get a paddlin’?

12. Would you rather...

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      Have an overbearing mother like Agnes Skinner
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      OR spend six months at the dreaded Kamp Krusty?

13. Would you rather...

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      Have a head made out of doughnut
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      OR be hit in the face with a rake repeatedly once a week for the rest of your life

14. Would you rather...

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      Be best friends with Ralph Wiggum
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      OR be best friends with Neslon Muntz?

15. Would you rather...

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      Face “The Eliminator”
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      OR be strapped to a spinning Aeroplane propeller for 10 minutes?

16. Would you rather...

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      Have a Crayon lodged in your brain forever
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      OR swallow a jagged metal Krusty-O?